COVID-19 Removal Tool (Beta)

Warning: This tool is about as effective as using garlic to prevent COVID.

Attempting to remove COVID-19 from your system...

Success! COVID has been removed. Please notify the WHO (and your group chat).

Pandemic Jokes

• Why hasn’t anyone in Antarctica contracted COVID-19? They’re so ice-o-lated.
• What do all virus jokes have in common? They’re catchy.
• What do you call a coffee filter mask? A coughy filter.
• During the pandemic, it’s important to take after NASA. Give people space.
• Knock-knock!
  Who’s there?
  Etch.
  Etch who?
  Bless you!

Remember: Laughter is contagious, but thankfully, it’s not a virus.